North of the Border

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Subject: North of the Border

CANADIAN JOKE # 1

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided
to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, 'Hey Senor, I
would like the world's best beer, a Corona .' The bartender dusts off a
bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, 'I'd like the best beer in the world, give me
'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser.' The bartender gives him one..

The guy from Coors says, 'I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain
spring water, give me a Coors.' He gets it.

The guy from Molson Canadian sits down and says, 'Give me a Coke.' The
bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, 'Why aren't you
drinking a Molson's?'

The Molson Canadian president replies, 'Well, I figured if you guys aren't
drinking beer, neither would I.'


CANADIAN JOKE #2

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Doug stops him and asks, 'Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer
for?'

'I got it for my wife, eh.' answers Bob.

'Oh!' exclaims Doug, 'Good trade.'


CANADIAN JOKE #3

Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia ?

The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the
pins and throwing them back.

CANADIAN JOKE #4

In Canada , we have two seasons...six months of winter and six months of
poor snowmobiling.


CANADIAN JOKE #5

A Quebecer, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some
pepper.

'Black pepper, or white pepper?' asked the concierge.

'Toilette pepper!' yelled the Quebecer.

CANADIAN JOKE #6

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They
were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died
before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the
American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and
nurses present asked him what happened.

'Well,' said the American, 'I remember the crash, and then there was a
beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at
the gates of heaven. St.Peter approached us and said that we were all too
young to die, and said that for a donation of $50, we could return to
earth. So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the
next thing I knew I was back here.'

'That's amazing!' said the one of the doctors, 'But what happened to the
other two?'

'Last I saw them,' replied the American, 'the Scot was haggling over the
price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his.'

Send these on to all of your Canadian friends to give them all a good
laugh...EH?!

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