Here's a video we should all watch concerning recognizing heart attacks in women.
And here's a funny joke that might appeal to all the retired people:
And here's a funny joke that might appeal to all the retired people:
A
RETIREE'S LAST TRIP TO KROGER
Yesterday I was at my local Kroger buying a large
bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the
check-out line when a woman behind
me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant?
So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse
I told her that no, I didn't have
a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a
Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load
your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel
hungry. The food is nutritionally complete
so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in line
was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because
the dog food poisoned me. I told
her no, I stopped to Pee on a Fire Hydrant and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he
was Laughing so hard.
Kroger won't let me
shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the World
to think of crazy things to say.
Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends...it will be
their laugh for the day!
