Funnies and some news

Social distancing measures have been set up at our church, you should pre register for a spot and of course wear your mask. I have not physically been to mass myself but have started watching their service on youtube by clicking on their website. Yesterday they had some younger adults being baptised.  I have to say it is very convenient watching online.  I will make an online donation every so often.

A new normal

Denthe posted these on her blog recently, I found them so funny.

My dentist finally called to set up my delayed dental cleaning appointment. It will be towards the end of August. I will be required to remove my mask just for the duration of the appointment and I am asked to bring my own pen to sign a consent form. Apparently it will be very safe, they use a machine to clean the air in the room after each appointment and there is plexi glass everywhere.

Son K went for a routine blood test at the blood lab, his first since covid. He said the technicians and receptionists wore both masks and visors although there was no plexi glass. A man dropped his health card on the ground and freaked out, rushing for the hand sanitizer station. Husband M is now encouraged to go get his own blood test done.

We are trying to cope in our new normal.

Now it seems I am being forced to try the new blogger. It takes a bit of adjustment, sheesh!

COVID funnies

This meme above shows a cow taking the temperature of the worker coming to milk him. It is a sign of the times!

The meme above shows many ways of wearing a mask incorrectly: on your chin, not covering your nose, hanging off one ear, wadded up in your pocket, as a neck warmer, sideways.... Wear a mask, but wear them properly please!

The meme above says 'on average, a panda feeds for approximately 12 hours per day.
This is the same as an adult at home under quarantine, which is why we call it a "Pandemic"

Good Sleep (or Not)

This is funny, do you have trouble getting to sleep? This happens to me sometimes, I blame it on hormones or perhaps if there has been too much going on.

Funnies

I saved some funnies for you today, hope you enjoy them!  That is if you are not tired of these jokes. I must admit I have seen so many of these now.

On Spare Ribs

Here is a funny meme for you today. It's a photo of a shower faucet. The meme says 'every naked person I see turns me on.'

Over the years I have posted various pork spare rib recipes. Recently I tried slow baking them on a low temperature and they came out really good. The trick is to seal the ribs in a packet of foil.

So, coat the ribs with your favourite barbecue sauce. I used back ribs. Seal them in a packet of aluminum foil. Bake at 250F for 2 hours. At the end I removed the fat from the drippings and poured it on top of the cut up ribs.

With this method there is no need to boil the ribs beforehand.  

Funnies

This was funny beause the older wines are considered better wines. Although I did learn that some wines are good until a certain number of years and must be consumed before that.  This article explains it well.  Generally the cheaper wines under $30 are meant to be consumed within 3 to 5 years.