This is so cute, should give you a good laugh today!
I have a little GPS
I've had it all my life
It’s better than the normal ones
My GPS is my wife
It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour", it says
"You're doing thirty five"
It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake
It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene
It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice
It fills me up with counseling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And - keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I do wish that once in a while
I could turn the darned thing off.
I've had it all my life
It’s better than the normal ones
My GPS is my wife
It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour", it says
"You're doing thirty five"
It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake
It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene
It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice
It fills me up with counseling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And - keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I do wish that once in a while
I could turn the darned thing off.
13 comments:
Cute. My hubby should read it.
Good one! Reminds me of my sister! Valerie
Too funny! Hmmm... Maybe I'd better be more quiet.
Hehehe! This was too funny
oh thats a good one!
Who needs a Garmin when you can have a wife!! LOL
Love this,my GPS has gotten me lost twice !
Hugs
Haha..that's my mom!
She tells me to jump into traffic
And if I listen like a good daughter should,
We both would have died!
This is cute! I'm trying very hard not to be a living GPS when I'm out in the car with my husband.
lol
That is a hoot! That is my eldest son when he was taking driver's ed! sigh. Thank goodness he lives in B.C.!
it's cute and funny!:)
Truly adorable. . . at least he is respectful and understands exactly what he has. Blessings, Janet
Post a Comment