Got this joke from a friend:
Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake?'?
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa .
'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it.
'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it.
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake?'?
5 comments:
he hit that one on the head,, too funny!!
LOL...thanks This was a great way to start Monday! Laughing!! Pop Art Minis
Great Monday joke!
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Amen indeed! Great joke, thanks for sharing! Hugs, Valerie
This is really funny. This should go on Lisleman's :)
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