I have a couple of cherry trees in my yard. The cherries have just started ripening and the birds are furiously eating them up, almost as if they couldn't wait. I even spotted a red cardinal in the branches this morning. We're in the middle of a heat wave with thunderstorms predicted. I stopped off at the bank yesterday to accomplish 3 tasks, but I forgot to do the third! So I took a walk up there this morning to deposit that cheque. Considering I even made a list, it makes you wonder.
I've been having trouble with 'Internet Explorer 8' on my computer, it's been aborting on some of your blogs whenever I try to get in. The thing is, once you've upgraded from version 7, it won't allow you to go back to it! So we downloaded 'Mozilla Firefox' browser and this browser works just fine and seems to have a lot less overhead.
Well, it's house cleaning day today, we'll see how much I get done. (-:
Here is a funny email I received:
'Children's Science Exam
If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers...
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (Brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to Flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (The Kid gets an A+ for this answer!)
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the Heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, And U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.============='
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