This joke gave me a chuckle!
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' 'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?'
8 comments:
OMG!!! Great joke! What an awful thought, though, to have a baby with 65!! Valerie
d'oh! thanks for the laugh.
hahaha! So senile!
oh my gosh I thought you were serious, I'm 55 and the thought makes me ill of having a bay now! Yikes! Just because we can do something it doesn't always mean we should,, ( I mean concieve at 65) not the, well,, other, lol
hahahahahahhahaha.....you kill me Christine!!!! this was cute
Perish the thought!!!
Oh my...a senior moment : )
Ahahahaha!! Cool!! :)
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