Monday, December 7, 2009

Just call me John

The kids were watching Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) on tv the other night. They love that movie, L says it's 'magical and so creative'. The chocolate theme must help. I should stop calling them 'kids', more 'teenagers'. L drove them to their tennis party the other night and even gave a couple of friends a ride.

Here's a funny joke for you:


The Navy Chief noticed a new seaman and barked at him "Get over here! What's your name sailor?"

"John" the new seaman replied.

"Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy junk they're teaching sailors in boot camp these days, but I don't call anyone by his first name," the chief scowled. "It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only; Smith, Jones, Baker, whatever... And you are to refer to me as 'Chief.' Do I make myself clear?"

"Aye, Aye Chief!"

"Now that we've got that straight, what's your last name?"

The seaman sighed. "Darling. My name is John Darling, Chief.."

"Okay........ John, here's what I want you to do......"


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4 comments:

The Mind of a Mom said...

Oh we love Willy Wonda also! I remember being about 10 or 11 and going to the movie theater to see it. It was wonderful then and wonderful now :o)

Lizzie said...

I LOVE Willy Wonka. Although Johnny Depp's version wasn't bad, I am still a fan of the original one. Brings so much fun and joy to my heart! :)

Cathy said...

Hello Christine
Oh I love Willy Wonka, we watch it regularly with grandchldren. The thought of that nasty little girl and all that chocolate makes me laugh every time
Take care
Cathy

TBM said...

Heh heh :-) Reminds me of "Jim Dear" and "Darling" from the Lady and the Tramp. Roxi used to love that move.