Saturday, August 29, 2015

Joke, A Moral




I got this funny joke from Weekend-Windup, there is a moral here.

One night four college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of an idea to avoid the exam. They made themselves to look as dirty with grease and dirt.

They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Dean.

The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of two questions with a total of 100 Marks.

1. Your Name.......................... (2 MARKS)

2. Which tire got burst? (98 MARKS)

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right

10 comments:

  1. Good one! I like the idea of eating cake to protect from being kidnapped - would chocolate do the trick too? Hugs, Valerie

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  2. Oh my gosh! :))))) Love that joke! :)))))
    And I love that quote too, nobody will ever kidnap me :))

    Have a beautiful weekend Christine!

    Möwe

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  3. Very good moral and thanks for sharing that link.

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  4. Oh, good one! That is so funny.

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  5. What a joke! I wasn't expecting the punch line.
    And I agree with the motto about eating cake. Lol.

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  6. It's a good thing I love cake! Funny joke about the test, good idea on the teacher's part...

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  7. Wahaha... That was really funny. Smart dean!
    I agree with the cake, lol.

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