Here is a good one I want to share today:
Senior Trying To Set a Password
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER:ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
Senior Trying To Set a Password
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER:ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
Good one, that gave me my first smile of the day - just got up! Valerie
ReplyDeleteOoo I've come across that sort of behaviour before - notably when I've had problems with passwords lol
ReplyDeleteOh gosh! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteLOL....I know the feeling ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL hilarious that it's already in use!
ReplyDeletelol!
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly how I feel when I'm trying to set up a password. And I get even more annoyed when I come up with the perfect one and the system makes me change it on a regular basis!
ReplyDeletefunny
ReplyDeletethat is so funny! that happens to me sometimes. it's crazy how hard or how easy it is to create passwords.
ReplyDeletethanks for sharing this. have a great day.
Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI can really relate to this, that's funny, I've recently reset most of my passwords and it is so annoying...
ReplyDeleteFunny!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! And you know...it doesn't surprise me!
ReplyDeleteAt first I didn't think this was very funny because those password requirements ---different for every site---are annoying, but as it went along, I started to laugh and finally at the end I had to laugh out loud. There have been times when I've been rejected 5 or 6 times because my PW choices are already in use and I keep adding numbers and letters thinking no one else in the world would think of that exact combination.
ReplyDeleteIt's so frustrating, isn't it? My son, who works for StatCan, never puts in a password, or recalls them. He always resets it. He's a goof!
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Ha!!! I really enjoyed reading this! And it's so really frustratingly true too!!! :)
ReplyDeleteReally a good one!!!! I enjoyed it very much!
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