Joke

I went for my usual haircut and colour earlier this week. Walking over to the hairdresser's I noticed a very senior man moving slowly along on his own, pushing his walker. Then I saw the box of beer sitting on the seat of the walker and I realized he was just leaving the beer store! This amused me.

Here's a cute joke for you:


Complete vs. Finished.

No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between
"complete" and "finished". However, in a linguistic conference, held in
London England, and attended by some of the best linguistics in the
world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese was the clever winner.

His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference between
"complete" and "finished". Please explain the difference in a way that
is easy to understand. His response was:

When you marry the right woman, you are "complete". If you marry the
wrong woman, you are "finished". And, when the right one catches you
with the wrong one, you are "completely finished".

His answer received a five minute standing ovation.