Middle Age Conversation

At the gym the other day I was talking to this lady and she mentioned she couldn't do the weights anymore due to her carpal tunnel syndrome in her wrists acting up.  Then I overheard this other lady talking about her 'osteo' appointments.  This is the morning crowd, I imagine the conversation is a bit different in the evenings when the younger people come in!

I got this cute 'senior' email recently, please enjoy:

WAL-MART SENIOR GREETER
You just have to appreciate this one.  Young people forget that old people had a career before they retired......


Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.
"Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job when you finally get here; but your being late so often is quite bothersome."
"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."
"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear.”
“Yes sir, I understand your concern and I’ll try harder.”
Seeming puzzled, the manager went on to comment, “It's odd though your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say to you there if you showed up in the morning so late and so often?"
The old man looked down at the floor, then smiled.
He chuckled quietly, then said with a grin, "They usually saluted and said, ‘Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?’”